sixteen.

That is fucking gross
I feel like throwing up now
Don't say that again

fifthteen.

where's secret service
he had time to throw two shoes
bush dodge is OP


By Nerdslashpimp

fourteen.

Oh modern hipster
Such efforts to be unique
Each one is the same

-CM

thirteen.

Stringy short blond hair
The roots dig deep in your brain
You Lack good judgment

-CM

random one.

twelve.

eve goes first snow trip
eden gives yellow snow cones
eve loves snow trips now

eleven.

eat snicker doodles
barf bile in my car seat
clubber's confession

ten.

Cubicle bangers at work.

From: Slater, A.C.
Sent: Friday, December 05, 2008 5:04 PM
To: Slater, A.C.
Cc: Su-Fi group
Subject: RE: Lisas Haiku

Are queues at zero?

Weekend work for all this time

400 emails each

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From: Powers, Screech
Sent: Friday, December 05, 2008 4:56 PM
To: Powers, Screech
Cc: Su-Fi group
Subject: RE: Lisas Haiku

I will take Zack’s stuff

When he’s fired before Monday

Slater give more pay

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From:Kapowski, Kelly
Sent: Friday, December 05, 2008 2:50 PM
To:Samson, Brock
Cc: my peepz
Subject: RE:Lisas Haiku

Mustache like pirate

Slacks off to play basketball

That is Zack Morris

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From: Slater, A.C.
Sent: Friday, December 05, 2008 4:44 PM
To: Slater, A.C.
Cc:Group
Subject: RE: Lisas Haiku

Witch Hunter Mustache

Surely cheats in Street Fighter

It’s-a-me. Mario.

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From: Powers, Screech
Sent: Friday, December 05, 2008 4:40 PM
To:Everyone
Subject: Lisas Haiku

zack has nice long hair

pirates are envious of

flows softly in breeze

nine.

mao mao mao mao mao
i'm a cat i love cat nip
i can has big mac?

translated in lolcat
MAO MAO MAO MAO MAO
IM KAT I LUV KAT NIP
I CAN HAS HOOJ MAC?

ate.

sheep pompyro
frost nova arcane missiles
fire blast ice lance

seven.

addicts of the world
frustrated by the gankers
you need wow rehab

sex.

between two rounders
succulent and juicy
clams are beautiful

five.

empty mindedness
roll your ankles so we watch
we stare and laugh ha

four.

crazy from 5th street
where have all of your teeth gone
vietnam jungle

-CM

three.

ed hardy bangers
where you get your gift card from
you can't be trusted

-JT

two.

nice fake Chanel bag.
you are controlling and mean.
love the eyeliner.

-CM

one.

Inspired by my first one which I did completely wrong. Here is the real deal, 5-7-5.

hey you asian girl
glasses don't fit you
flat or with nose pads ok

-JT

beginners.

asian gurl.
fuck you.
them shades dont fit chu.

-JT